1.You piss your mom off by not answering her 15 phone calls: She calls you a Gazillion times and all you have to do is telling her your phone was "Silent". And that's where the "How many times should i call you? lecture begins and lasts until she says the magic words "Starje ma tred tene marra!!"

2.You piss your mom off by telling her the neighbors Mloukhiye tastes better than yours:
I tried it once with my mom... Not a cool joke guys! Not Cool!!

3.You piss your mom off by bringing a new pet at home:
So first she gets pissed because you got it without any permission, then she starts about not having time to take care of the pet and cleaning the dirt.

4.You piss your mom off by telling her that you will not get married
A mother's worst nightmare maybe. Your mom probably dreams about you wedding day more than you do!

5.You piss your mom off by telling her that there's no water:
Below a typical mom "how am i supposed to" monologue:
Mom : how am i supposed to wash the dishes?
how am i supposed to do the laundry?
how am i supposed to clean the windows?
And it goes on and on and on...

6.You piss your mom off by asking her to pay the electrical bill:
The guy is waiting for her outside and she starts blabbering  by saying "Leich fi kahraba b lbnen"!!

But despite it all, we all love our moms and wish them the best. After all nobody will love us, clean after us, and cook for us like our moms do.

Cheers to the best Lebanese moms!!