1.You are OBLIGED to eat that Koussa she made for you whenever you go for a visit: Hungry or not, according to her you should eat PERIOD!

2.She always complains that you don't visit her enough even when you actually do!!

3.She's a good gossip teller and she keeps you up to date with whatever happens in her town.

4.She keeps telling you the same story over and over again! Like that time when your mom was your age she used to do this and that, but what you do is NOTHING!

5.She keeps telling you how back in her days, there was no buildings or garbage. According to her, Lebanon was garbage-free and all green!